Not so long ago, I asked my friend Michelle why I was so into guys who were not so into me. She told me that having crushes is my thing. It keeps me vital. She's right.
Now that I'm not currently obsessed with anyone, I am free to have fun, flirty casual crushes. The best days at the office are when I bump into each of my three crushes in one day. Joy of joys!!!
Celebrity Crush: This is a relatively high profile man in my company. He comments on business television channels. He's smart. And he has an aura of calm about him. What's fun about the celebrity crush is that he doesn't wear a wedding ring. So it leaves me open to fantasizing about being wooed by a successful, slightly older man. Plus he smiles a lot. I like smiles.
Handyman Crush: This is a very good looking, younger man who works on the technology help desk. He's kind of dark and brooding, but at the same time he's incredibly polite. Intriguing. I am constantly thinking of tech emergencies so that I can call him for help. YUMMY.
Metro Crush: I have alluded to this man before on my previous blog. He's my age, and he dresses well. His stylishness has all of my male coworkers on edge, so they feel the need to make fun of him at all times. They call him "Pants". The negative with "Pants" is that he likes being tan.
Siiiiggghhhh. The office is MUCH better than eHarmony.
