1. Under the "what I've read lately" section, don't put the DaVinci Code or Angels and Demons. Dan Brown novels are a deal breaker. Much like I imagine John Grisham novels were deal-breakers in the '90s. 's true.
2. Under the "things only my best friends know about me" section, don't put you'll have to wait to get to know me ;). That's not the point. The point is to write a fun or interesting fact about yourself. Trust me, you're not being original by putting a cutesy-evasive statement.
3. Under the "who I'm looking for" section, don't put someone who is sexy or someone who is easy on the eyes. We know that's what you want. Stop being a douche.
I kind of love that guys are closing me as their matches. It has recently come to my attention that I'm not ready to date anyone. Hence my severe panic-induced nausea at the thought of actually having to go on a date.
